Number 1: The year is 1910. Adolf Hitler, a struggling artist, has fought off dozens of assassination attempts by well meaning time travelers, but this one is different. This traveler doesn't want to kill Hitler, he wants to teach him to paint. He pulls off his hood to reveal the frizzy afro of Bob Ross.
Number 2: All of the "#1 Dad" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
Number 3: Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.
Number 4: Deeply misunderstanding the term "universal healthcare", aliens have begun arriving in Canada, seeking medical attention. Canadians, being Canadian, are too polite to correct them.
Number 5: "Jesus take the wheel, Satan get behind me, Buddha... man the .50 cal"
Number 6: A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; "You're safe now".
Number 7: "100% of people who drink water will die" sounds like a dumb statistic, but you are 900 years old and very thirsty.
Number 8: Every "walks into a bar" joke occurs in a single bar. You're the bartender and your shift just started.
Number 9: It turns out the lottery is actually a trap for time travelers. After winning, you wake up in a holding area, with a government suit trying to figure out when you are from.
Number 10: You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One"
Number 2: All of the "#1 Dad" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
Number 3: Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.
Number 4: Deeply misunderstanding the term "universal healthcare", aliens have begun arriving in Canada, seeking medical attention. Canadians, being Canadian, are too polite to correct them.
Number 5: "Jesus take the wheel, Satan get behind me, Buddha... man the .50 cal"
Number 6: A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; "You're safe now".
Number 7: "100% of people who drink water will die" sounds like a dumb statistic, but you are 900 years old and very thirsty.
Number 8: Every "walks into a bar" joke occurs in a single bar. You're the bartender and your shift just started.
Number 9: It turns out the lottery is actually a trap for time travelers. After winning, you wake up in a holding area, with a government suit trying to figure out when you are from.
Number 10: You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One"